Tim Cook is the current multimillionaire CEO of Apple, Inc.. He is known for his extreme negativity, which is almost as strong as Steve Jobs's love for turtleneck sweaters. He was born in the state of Alabama, which probably means he's a redneck in disguise. Fishfam suspects that he's in league with Sergey Brin and Larry Page, which would explain why iPhone sales have gone down in favor of Google products.

"I hate my life as a Fortune 500 CEO who could have anything I want should I just ask for it."


"What do you mean, $549 for the iPhone 5C isn't cost efficient for the average American?"




"Why in the iWorld would I do that?"

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