Steve Jobs

Steve Jobs with the Apple iPad.

Steven Paul Jobs was the co-founder and former CEO of Apple, Inc. Like Sergey Brin to Google Glass, Jobs was head of the advertisement campaign for turtleneck sweaters. He sadly died on October 5, 2011, because his turtleneck was too tight, constricting his windpipe. His life goal was to bring down Google because of some information they stole from him. Sadly, he never fulfilled this goal. Tim Cook took his place as CEO.

Suing HabitEdit

Jobs had a habit of suing any (and all) potential threats to Apple's business. In 2007, he sued God for the invention of the apple because when you ate a bite of it, it looked too much like Apple's logo.