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South Carolina is the coolest place in the entire United States. It is the home of the second coolest person on the wiki, Legobrickelijah. The place contains many attractions including prisons, electric chairs, suicide roller coasters, bazooka gun stores, rat and zombie infested movie theaters, etc...  lots of fun kiddy carnivals, ice cream stands, zoos, and candy shops. The best thing in the whole state is a resturant named Oceanside Resturant (or something like that), where you can eat and watch baby crabs drown in the water. It is a popular eating place among certain members of this wiki.