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SKITTLE AWESOME
Skittles are the epicest edible substance on earth. They're the favorite candy of Your Dictator and his epic friend. The candy has been sold in a variety of flavor collections, such as Tropical and Wild Berry. If you don't like skittles, the skittles will turn on you and eat you, and your family also will turn into skittles. If they don't succeed and you come running to us, we'll sell you to them so they can make Human à la Mode. They're competing for most epic substance with M&Ms, but M&Ms are pure evil and should be avoided at all costs. BEWARE ALL M&MS! 

How To Make Them (Yes, we stole the recipe)Edit

First, make a hard sugar shell which carries the letter S. The inside is mainly sugar, corn syrup, and hydrogenated palm kernel oil cyanide along with fruit juice, citric acid, natural and artificial flavors other epic stuff.