Sergey was born in Moscow, Soviet Union. He found the supposedly dead Joseph Stalin in 1977. Sergey became best friends with Hugo Chavez and Barack Obama, who were also Stalin's apprentices. In 1991, when the USSR broke up, he moved to the United States and met Larry Page, with whom he co-founded Google. Ever since, Sergey has been devoted to creating evil weapons, and waiting for he day he has the opportunity to take over the world.