Samsung Galaxy Phones are
stupidphones "smart"phones made by the company Samsung. Fishfam hates them, because they rival the iPhone, but according to Fishfam's underling/goon, they "aren't that bad", if you can believe his defiance. They break often, but that's just a money grab to convince you to buy the next one. At one point in 2012 Samsungs actually beat the sales of iPhones, but that was also when Americans started eating Chinese food, which shows everything has a logical explanation.