Red Panda

Wook at his wittle face! How can they be endangered?!

Red Pandas are adorable animals that, despite the name, are not bears. They are actually whatever raccoons, skunks and weasels are. According to Wikipedia they are scarily and dangerously endangered. Fishfam likes them way better than Ocelots, which is strange, but he is entitled to his opinion, being the Dictator and all that. They are being trained by this wiki to enslave enemies of Our Glorious Dictator with their cuteness.