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The horrendous band, which Your Glorious and Powerful Dictator nearly died trying to get.

One Direction (or 1-D) is a British boy band that, when heard, makes every sane male (and some equally sane females) on planet Earth want to kamikaze bomb One Direction's little phony 1980's style camper. They started making annoying songs in 2010, which is probably why the Mayans predicted doomsday in 2012, as the band was still together. Hopefully they will disband in the near future, before listeners go insane. Harry Styles (the one with too much hair) has too much hair. He also is dating Taylor Swift, and they will definitely break up soon. (And never, ever, ever get back together.)