Better than Peanut Butter.

Nutella is a the source of life disguised as chocolate hazelnut spread. It is partly what has made your Dictator so smart, brilliant, and otherwise magnificent. Nutella has a secret recipe, and all the Nutella in the North American market is manufactured in a high-security factory in Brantford, Ontario in Canada. Despite coming from the same country, it pwns Justin Bieber and Skulduggery773. World Nutella Day is February 5th. (Or every day, says Fishfam)