Michael Phelps
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Michael Fred Phelps II is a retired American Olympic Swimmer. He was born on June 30th, 1985 in Baltimore, Maryland. He is much better than some other athletes because he won 22 medals in the Olympics, the most by anyone ever. He retired at age 27 on August 12, 2012, which automatically makes him way more epic (not to mention rich) than you.

Post-Olympics life

Shortly before his retirement, Phelps bought a stylish modern loft built in 1880 off O'Donnell Square. It sold for $1,030,000, and is 6,800 square feet. Fishfam needs to find a new idol now.