Enrique Peña Nieto is the evil dictator of Mexico. He is almost nearly as bad as Barack Obama, but not quite. The two have seemed to have become friends, which is quite disastrous. His name is hard and boring to pronounce, so we shall call him Bob.
Bob's evil plot is to rid the world of the two best things, tacos and burritos, because they killed his friend Hugo Chavez. Working with Barack Obama and Sergey Brin, he is currently trying to make the "Detacoinator" to rid the world of delicious Mexican delicacies.