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Adolf Hitler.

Adolf Hitler was a Nazi dictator in World War II. He was the leader of the Axis Powers, but lost. He had a German Shepherd Dog, named Blondi. Unfortunately, the poor dog died when Hitler used her to test some cyanide pills, which was not a smart thing for him to do. He was feared in his time. In 1945, after losing to the Allies, he commited suicide. His BFF was Joseph Stalin, until Adolf attacked him.

I Can't Believe It's Not Hitler!Edit

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Hitler's most profitable prewar invention.

In 1938, Adolf Hitler invented I Can't Believe It's Not Hitler. In 1941, however, an American scientist found out that it was really slow-working cyanide, so it was later forbidden. It is rumored that "I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!" got their name after this product. As sales show, Hitler knew his marketing.